Just been idly flicking through the best of craigslist postings, and thought I’d share a few amusing ones:
- Ferocious attack kitten
- The loudest vacuum cleaner on the face of the Earth
- Cat found
- RANT: Air fresheners
- The girl who took a dump in the Art Institute parking lot
- Free giant bug electrocution device of uncertain functionality
- Busted peeing in the sink
- Break In…Break Out…
- To the perv who groped me on my way home
- Video games and starbucks
- You bit my leg while I was passed out and I never got to ask your name
- Guitarist of megalomaniacal speed seeks audience who won’t combust
- I was the girl your wife was going down on when you came home
- Worst. Apartment. Ever.
- Your Pets Will Not Be Flagged For Removal By Jesus During the Rapture
- Dead moose
- Dear Conceited Penis..
- To: The Douchenugget who hacked my Myspace account (warning – potentially offensive / NSFW
- Thoughts from a homeless guy now that I’m back on my feet
- Crashed biker thanks all who helped
These ads are really amusing, see what free ads can do. I wonder if al of them are true, or just made up.