Police have released a photo of the main suspect of the Cutty Sark arson.
Anyone who has an idea of who and where this individual is, please call CRIMESTOPPERS on 0800 555 555.
Please do not approach him as he is to be armed with a very long sword, and under the influence of unidentified substances, possibly rum.
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Alternative vote - best explanation I've seen
Haha
“You will always remember this as the day you almost caught Captain Jack Sparrow”
:)
When you drink that much rum your farts will be rather explosive