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Category Archives: Humour
Random funny things.
Apple introduces laptop with no keyboard
Heh:
:)
How not to taxi…
How not to taxi:
(From accident report on AviationSafetyNetwork – this Boeing 737-2T5 operated by Africa-Air Charter missed a taxiway, tried to turn back using reverse thrust, but instead backed off the tarmac. Expensive reversing mistake!)
Strange illusion – “magnetic slopes”
Strange video:
The trick appears to be in the lengths of the slopes, and the angles of the supports. Clever.
xkcd meets dinosaur comics…
What do you get if you cross the venerable xkcd and dinosaur comics? Why, xkcdinosaurcomics of course.
Now, why have I only just found this? :)
Facebook – become a fan
Users don’t like new “Facebook login page”…
Seems a lot of clueless users have been trying to get to Facebook by searching for “facebook login” rather than going to Facebook, and landing on a blog post titled Facebook wants to be your one true login from ReadWriteWeb, not understanding that they’re on an entirely different site, and bitching (in depressingly moronic ways) that they don’t like the new Facebook login, or can’t understand how to log in.
The comments on that post (all 7 pages, as of last time I looked) make for depressing reading.
Now, I don’t like to make fun of people just because their computer skills might not be particularly good, but the lack of literacy, reading skills, logic and general comprehension shown in the comments is just… it’s depressing.
Some examples:
WHAT THE HELL IS GOIN ON WITH THIS FACEBOOK.. FIRST YOU WANNA CHARGE NA YOU WANNA NOT LET US LOG IN….. UGH STOP CHANGIN IT I LIKE THE OLD FB…. IF YOU ARE THE NEW OWNER YOU SUCK AND I WISH YOU WOULD CREATE UR OWN SHTY AND LEAVE FB ALONE LOSER………
wtf is this bullshttttttttttt all about. can i get n plzzzzzzzzz
This is such a mess I can’t do a thing on my facebook .The changes you have made are ridiculous,I can’t even login!!!!!I am very upset!!!
i do not like this, please go back to the old one or drop me from facebook.
My daughters&sons show me how 2 use facbook,Iwas confuse then now i’m really confuse just let me log in the old way this way really sucks!!!!!!!!
this is a waste of time, go back to the way it was!!!!!!!!!!!
I like thr old way to sign in this sucks big time let me in
this is not a good thing i just don’t think u have thought this thru. I haven’t made a decision yet but i might give facebook up this is too much trouble
I hate this bring the old facebook back. Cannot login.
HELL,WHERE IS THE FACEBOOK PAGE.DAM!SOON AS YOU LEARN ONE THING HERE WE CHANGING SHIT.
i dont like this new changes i like the way was before and now is a disaster at list live the page the same of before i dont’ care if they change the owner.ok?bye now hope you go back the same of before
Ok If I have to I will comment,I love facebook so right now just want to log in if thats ok with you..lol Keep up the good work…
OK, that’s enough examples of epic fail.
It makes you wonder how some of these people survive in general life, and how they managed to get on the Internet in the first place.
*Yoink* Om nom nom…
A little windy… Metcheck fail
Hmm, Metcheck seem to think it’s going to get a little breezy next week:
Forecasting 305mph winds on Wednesday night? That would be rather far off the wrong end of the Beaufort scale, and I don’t think my fence would take kindly to that :)
Jacko dominates the charts, again
Michael Jackson was a true legend, one of the best musical entertainers for a long time, and of cause his untimely demise was a big shame.
But, what’s with the number of his songs in the charts?
I don’t understand this – the real fans who will really miss him will already *have* his albums, so why are his singles now suddenly selling so much? Who are these people who presumably didn’t think much of him when he was alive, but now want to buy his music so much now he’s passed on?
Granted, it’s good to see the quality of the music in the charts inproving, but how’s this for mad (this is looking at the chart for the week of 2009-07-06):
Position | Song |
---|---|
2 | Man In The Mirror |
10 | Billie Jean |
12 | Thriller |
13 | Smooth Criminal |
19 | Beat It |
25 | Black Or White |
26 | Dirty Diana |
32 | They Don’t Care About Us |
33 | Earth Song |
34 | The Way You Make Me Feel |
35 | You Are Not ALone |
38 | Don’t Stop ’til You Get Enough |
40 | Bad |
43 | I Want You Back (Jackson 5) |
46 | Ben |
50 | ABC (Jackson 5) |
That’s just those within the top 50 – there’s a few more between 50 and 75 too.
It’s a fitting tribute to a great entertainer, but it still puzzles me.